If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Chuck Norris.

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn’t turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.